Coming 01/09/17 YOGA HOSERS!

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and HIGHLY OFFENSIVE look at the Kevin Smith crapburger YOGA HOSERS! (Along with the answer to the question: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KEVIN SMITH?)


This week is ALSO about Canadian fetishes, SANTA CLAUS KILLING PEOPLE, bible prophecy, JIM’S BIG EGO, why Johnny Depp PUNCHES WOMEN, psychic mind powers, BILL COSBY, googly eyed fetuses, WONDER WOMAN, Bibleman, the TURKEY NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING, Willie Ames, ATHEISTMAN, Joey Lauren Adams and her PEZ ADDICTION, Jay and Silent Bob, OUTGROWING KEVIN SMITH, cinematic universes, SWEENEY TODD, Copout, aboot, STONER comedy, TUSKS, OH how the mighty hath fallen, the WORST ANTHRAX SONG, Sheri Moon Zombie, FORESHADOWING, Satanists, Nazi Bratwurst, ROCK OF AGES, the JOE SCHMO SHOW, sexy dance fighting, and an INTERESTING GILMORE GIRLS THEORY!






  Tim Allen
  Sigourney Weaver
  Alan Rickman
  Tony Shalhoub

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a highly detailed look at the 1999 comedy classic GALAXY QUEST!
(Along with a special look at Steve’s essay “TIM ALLEN: Why He’s A Dick.”)This week is ALSO about Disc Golf magazines, GORILLAS IN THE MIST, DOES STEVE HATE THE ALIENS MOVIES?, horrible click bait, GAY DINOSAURS, an exciting new VIRUS, Donald Glover, ROBIN WILLIAMS earlier SUICIDE attempt, Martha Quinn, Metallica, WATERSHIP DOWN and CARRIE FISHER, THE MATRIX, the WACHOWSKIS, Tim Allen’s real name and his TIME IN PRISON and his hatred of SEINFELD and his use of THE N-WORD, Tony Shalhoub, is DIEDRICH BADER an ass?, a graphic scene WITH A HORSE, the BEST STAR TREK FILMS, Yule Brenner, Winona Rider, CARL WEATHERS from ROCKY, riffing on PROMETHEUS, ACTIVATE THE OMEGA 13, poor Leonard Nemoy, BOJACK HORSEMAN, Ash Ketchum’s MUSTACHE, putting the baby to sleep, tv’s KUNG FU, THE DARK CRYSTAL, a handy plot device, KIDS IN THE HALL, the GOOD Star Trek, and 2016’S WORST MOVIE???FIND THE SHOW ON iTUNES, SOUNDCLOUD, OR LISTEN RIGHT HERE:
LIKE OUR SHOW … or By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged!!!
Yoinked from wikipediaGALAXY QUESTThe former cast of the once-popular television space-adventure series Galaxy Quest spend most of their days attending fan conventions and promotional stunts. Though Jason Nesmith (Allen), who played the commander of the NSEA Protector, thrives with the attention, the other cast members—Alexander Dane (Rickman) as the ship’s alien science officer, Fred Kwan (Shalhoub) as the chief engineer, Gwen DeMarco (Weaver) as the computer officer, and Tommy Webber (Mitchell) as a precocious child pilot—all resent these events.During one event, Nesmith is approached by Mathesar (Colantoni) and others calling themselves “Thermians” and request his assistance, which he agrees to, thinking this is a planned and paying fan event. Later at that same convention, Nesmith becomes despondent after overhearing attendees speaking of him as a laughing stock by fans and his fellow actors, and he loses his temper with an avid fan, Brandon (Long). After Nesmith spends the night drinking heavily, the Thermians arrive to pick up a hungover Nesmith in the limo he had requested. Unaware that they are truly octopoidal aliens, using technology to appear human, the barely conscious Nesmith is oblivious to his limo being beamed aboard the Thermian’s spaceship. Aboard their ship in deep space, Nesmith goes through the motions of commanding the ship and asks to be returned home. When they send him back to Earth via a transporter, Nesmith realizes that it is all real. He races to meet his cast, accidentally bumping into Brandon and misplacing a Thermian communicator Mathasar gave him with Brandon’s fan-made replica. Nesmith eagerly relates his experience to the crew, who think he is drunk again. When another Thermian appears and request the entire crew’s help, Nesmith manages to convince them, along with their handler Guy Fleegman (Rockwell), an actor who played a unnamed security officer on one episode before being killed off, to come along. They are all transported to a perfect reproduction of the NSEA Protector in deep space, and are shocked by the reality of the situation.Mathesar begs the crew to command the Protector, as Nesmith’s previous actions (namely, blowing up the opposing ship) have enraged Sarris (Sachs), a reptilian humanoid that seeks to wipe out the Thermians. While they were able to recreate the ship from the broadcast episodes, the Thermians have no idea how to pilot it. The crew hesitantly take the controls, and despite their ineptitude, the Thermians cheer them on. After the second encounter with Sarris’ ship, they barely evade his attack by flying through a minefield, severely damaging the ship. The humans take a shuttle to a nearby planet to find a replacement beryllium sphere as a new power source. They manage to secure the sphere after a run-in with the hostile alien species on the planet. Once back aboard the Protector, they find that Sarris and his soldiers have captured the ship.Sarris interrogates the humans, discovering they are only actors, and recognizes that the Thermians have no concept of fiction, believing the show to have been real. Sarris sets the Protector to self-destruct and departs, leaving a few sacrificial soldiers to guard the humans. Nesmith and Dane use a gambit from the show to engineer their escape, and then Nesmith orders his fellow cast members to help rescue the other Thermians, finish repairs to the Protector, and prepare to engage Sarris in combat. Nesmith and DeMarco then set off into the bowels of the ship to stop the self-destruct sequence, using help from Brandon and his group of friends via the swapped communication device. Along the way, they encounter Omega 13, a plot device introduced in the final episode but never used; Brandon notes it could either destroy all matter in the universe or rewind time by 13 seconds, “enough time to undo one mistake”.Having finally accepted their roles on the ship and gained confidence in themselves, Nesmith and his crew use the minefield as a weapon against Sarris’ ship, destroying it. They prepare to head to Earth when Sarris, who has transported over at the last moment, starts killing the crew. A desperate Nesmith activates the Omega 13, which reverses time far enough for him to knock out Sarris. They near a wormhole to return the humans home via the command module, and Nesmith assures Mathesar he has the ability to command the Protector along with the other Thermians. The humans, along with Laliari (Pyle), a Thermian that has fallen in love with Kwan, return home. The command module crashes into Earth near a fan convention and comes to a stop after crashing through one wall, which the audience takes as part of the show. As the crew exits the module, Sarris wakes up and tries to fire on them, but Nesmith reacts faster, and disintegrates Sarris with a phaser-like weapon. The crowd erupts into cheers. Some time later, Galaxy Quest is revived as a new series, starring the same cast along with Fleegman and Laliari.



       Ginnifer Goodwin
       Jason Bateman
       Idris Elba
       Jenny Slate

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and not at all depressed look at Disney’s ZOOTOPIA!
This week is ALSO about sunsets, Emperor Trump, gong to camp, WRISTCUTTERS A LOVE STORY, midget porn, Himylayan salt blocks, GILMORE GIRLS, doing drugs at school, the SOFTENING of Trump, making milk, Pippin, Steve’s ongoing secret gay relationship with a GRAND WIZARD of the KLU KLUX KLAN, little victories, MUSLIM PROPAGANDA, Angry Birds, Haxan, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, the ED WOOD connection, focusing in THE POS, the new game SAINTS, SAINT, THE SAINT or NO SAINT, John Wayne and Gandhi both hated blacks, being a SAFE PLACE, eventually getting to HAMILTON, arguing about how long a movie is (Steve was RIGHT, by the way), and how freaking stupid is the name GINNIFER anyways?!?!

Yoinked from wikipediaZOOTOPIA!In a world populated by anthropomorphic mammals, a rabbit from rural Bunnyburrow named Judy Hopps fulfills her childhood dream of becoming the first rabbit police officer in urban utopia, Zootopia. Despite being the police academy valedictorian, Judy is relegated to parking duty by Chief Bogo, who doubts her potential. On her first day, she is hustled by Nick Wilde and Finnick, a con artist duo of foxes.
The next day, Judy abandons parking duty to arrest Duke Weaselton, a thief who stole plant bulbs. Bogo reprimands her, but a female otter named Mrs. Otterton enters Bogo’s office pleading for someone to find her husband Emmitt, one of fourteen predators who have gone missing. Judy volunteers, causing Bogo to fire her for insubordination. When Assistant Mayor Dawn Bellwether praises the assignment and informs Mayor Leodore Lionheart that Judy is taking the case, Bogo gives her 48 hours to find Otterton on the condition that she must resign if she fails.
After discovering that Nick was the last one to see Otterton, Judy blackmails him into assisting her by covertly recording his confession to tax evasion. They track Otterton to a limousine owned by crime boss Mr. Big, who reveals that his florist Otterton went “savage” – reverted to a feral state – and attacked his chauffeur, Manchas. At his home, Manchas mentions that Otterton had been yelling about “night howlers.” Moments later, Manchas himself turns savage and chases the pair. Judy saves Nick by trapping Manchas and calls the ZPD for help. When Bogo and other police arrive, however, Manchas has vanished. Bogo demands Judy’s resignation, but she is saved by Nick who reminds Bogo that she still has ten hours to solve the case. As they leave, Nick reveals to Judy that he was bullied as a child for being a fox. Deciding there was no use in fighting prejudiced ideas about fox behaviour, he became a con artist.
Bellwether gives Judy and Nick access to the city’s traffic camera system. They discover Manchas was captured by wolves which Judy surmises are the “night howlers”. They find Otterton and the other missing predators imprisoned at Cliffside Asylum, where Lionheart has been keeping them hidden from the public and Dr. Madge Honey Badger is trying to determine the cause of their strange behavior. Lionheart and those involved are arrested and Bellwether becomes the new mayor. Judy, praised for solving the case and now friends with Nick, asks him to join the ZPD and become her partner. However, she upsets him by suggesting a biological cause for the recent predator behavior at a press conference, and he leaves angrily. Guilt-ridden, Judy quits her job amid a wave of protests against predators.
Back in Bunnyburrow, Judy learns from her parents and her reformed childhood bully, fox Gideon Grey, that “night howlers” are not wolves, but actually toxic flowers that have very bad psychotropic effects on mammals. After Judy returns to Zootopia and tearfully reconciles with Nick, they find Weaselton and discover that the bulbs he was stealing were night howlers intended for a ram named Doug. They find Doug in a lab hidden in the subway tunnels, creating an illegal drug made from night howlers, which he has been shooting at predators with a dart gun.
Before they can go to the ZPD, they get into a confrontation with Bellwether, who steals the evidence, revealing herself as the mastermind behind a prey-supremacist conspiracy. Judy and Nick are trapped in a pit by Bellwether’s henchrams after Nick refuses to abandon Judy when she is injured. Bellwether shoots a serum pellet at Nick to make him kill Judy, and frames a call to the ZPD, but Nick had disarmed Bellwether’s dart gun by replacing the serum pellets with blueberries. Enraged, Bellwether threatens to frame Judy and Nick for the attacks, like she framed Lionheart, but Judy has recorded Bellwether’s confession. Bogo and the ZPD arrive and arrest Bellwether and those involved. Lionheart denies knowledge of her plot, but asserts that he had good reason to imprison the savage predators.
The predators are cured with an antidote, Judy rejoins the ZPD, and Nick becomes the city’s first fox police officer and her partner.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

       Tim Curry
       Susan Sarandon
       Barry Bostwick
       Richard O'Brien

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious look at THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and the lame new FOX REMAKE! (AND we LIMIT the sad election talk to try and be a beacon of hope in a miserable world, so, you’re WELCOME!!!)
This week is ALSO about Trump depression, staying down, the GOSPEL OF MARK and the gospel of JARED FOGLE, keeping lives separate, an amazing GOLDFISH movie, getting HOT TOPIC pregnant, the name HARJO, baseball players from 1954, the VALLEY ART THEATER in TEMPE ARIZONA, a grrrreat line from BATMAN FOREVER, The Spoils of Babylon, Richard O’Brien, TIM f-in’ CURRY, Dr. Horrible, bombing on BROADWAY, a list of failed NBC sitcoms, Steve misses COMMUNITY, live tv musicals, MULAN 2, NEWSIES, looking like a dirty bum, a bad employee, FAKE PUNKS, TRANSVESTITES and TRANSGENDERED people, BEN VEREEN: national TREASURE, the lack of Columbia’s nipple, the REAL Rocky Horror SEQUEL, aaaand during the show ONE OF THE GUYS COMES OUT AS TRANS … but WHO COULD IT BE???
Yoinked from wikipediaThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowA criminologist narrates the tale of the newly engaged couple Brad Majors and Janet Weiss who find themselves lost and with a flat tire on a cold and rainy late November evening, somewhere near Denton, Ohio. Seeking a telephone, the couple walk to a nearby castle where they discover a group of strange and outlandish people who are holding an Annual Transylvanian Convention. They are soon swept into the world of Dr. Frank N. Furter, a self-proclaimed “sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania”. The ensemble of convention attendees also includes servants Riff Raff, his sister Magenta, and a groupie named Columbia.
In his lab, Frank claims to have discovered the “secret to life itself”. His creation, Rocky, is brought to life. The ensuing celebration is soon interrupted by Eddie (an ex-delivery boy, both Frank and Columbia’s ex-lover, as well as partial brain donor to Rocky) who rides out of a deep freeze on a motorcycle. Eddie then proceeds to seduce Columbia, get the Transylvanians dancing and singing and intrigue Brad and Janet. But when Rocky starts dancing and enjoying Eddie’s performance, Frank goes into a jealous rage, chases after Eddie, corners him and kills him with an ice pick. Columbia screams in horror and is devastated by Eddie’s death. Frank then tries to justify killing Eddie as a “mercy killing” to Rocky and they depart to the bridal suite.
Brad and Janet are shown to separate bedrooms where each is visited and seduced by Frank, who poses as Brad (when visiting Janet) and then as Janet (when visiting Brad). Janet, upset and emotional, wanders off to look for Brad, who she discovers, via a television monitor, is in bed with Frank. She then discovers Rocky, cowering in his birth tank, hiding from Riff Raff, who has been tormenting him. While tending to his wounds, Janet becomes intimate with Rocky, as Magenta and Columbia watch from their bedroom monitor.
After discovering that his creation is missing, Frank returns to the lab with Brad and Riff Raff, where Frank learns that an intruder has entered the building. Brad and Janet’s old high school science teacher, Dr. Everett Scott, has come looking for his nephew, Eddie. Frank suspects that Dr. Scott investigates UFOs for the government. Upon learning of Brad and Janet’s connection to Dr. Scott, Frank suspects them of working for him. Frank, Dr. Scott, Brad, and Riff Raff then discover Janet and Rocky together under the sheets in Rocky’s birth tank, upsetting Frank and Brad. Magenta interrupts the reunion by sounding a massive gong and stating that dinner is prepared.
Rocky and the guests share an uncomfortable dinner, which they soon realize has been prepared from Eddie’s mutilated remains. Janet runs screaming into Rocky’s arms and is slapped and chased through the halls of the castle by a jealous Frank. Janet, Brad, Dr. Scott, Rocky, and Columbia all meet in Frank’s lab, where Frank captures them with the Medusa Transducer, transforming them into nude statues. After dressing them in cabaret costume, Frank “unfreezes” them, from which they spontaneously perform a live cabaret floor show with Frank as the leader.
Riff Raff and Magenta interrupt the performance, revealing themselves and Frank to be aliens from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. They stage a coup and announce a plan to return to their home planet. In the process, they kill Columbia, Rocky, and Frank, who has “failed his mission”. They release Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott, then depart by lifting off in the castle itself. The survivors are then left crawling in the dirt, and the narrator concludes that the human race is equivalent to insects crawling on the planet’s surface.

Episode 100


       Zach Woods
       Wayne Wilderson
       Sarah Baker
       Michael Hitchcock

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with our suuuuper meta 100TH EPISODE where we discuss EPISODE 2 of OUR OWN PODCAST! Whaaat?
This week is ALSO about getting the thanks we deserve, the LITTLE CAESARS mascot, the death of the NFL, the upcoming CIVIL WAR, angry CHUCK WOOLERY, Jessie Spano’s CAFFEINE PILL meltdown, Steve’s gay relationship with a Christian KKK LEADER, the NOKIA HOWDY DOME in Tulsa, Furries, being critical about cops, Mountain View California, a list about list, a list about parts of a list about lists, BIG BUTTS, luchador nursery rhymes, that time Mr. Hooper died, GOD’S NOT DEAD, old people loving SATAN, Disney Theme Park Weather, Documentary Now and THE EAGLES, poetry, AMATEURISHNESS, a bad 2014, TOM CRUISE, cult hits, Psycho (not the GOOD one), and the best RAP DISS ever!
FIND THE SHOW ON iTUNES, SOUNDCLOUD, OR LISTEN RIGHT HERE: LIKE OUR SHOW … or Jessie Spano will get addicted again!!
Yoinked from wikipediaEPISODE 100



       Zach Woods
       Wayne Wilderson
       Sarah Baker
       Michael Hitchcock

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with EPISODE 99, a OFFENSIVELY HILARIOUS look at Christopher Guest’s new Netflix film MASCOTS!
This week is ALSO about thanking people, why GODADDY sucks ass, Mission Valley, MARIJUANA EDIBLES, Jack Chick, 2PAC, UWE BOLL, FURRIES IN TULSA and Steve’s secret GAY KKK relationship, Steve and Bunny write EROTIC POETRY to class up the place, a portrait of HITLER, the record for most times a podcast uses the word PENIS, the film THIS IS SPINAL TAP, Waiting for Guffman, IT’S THE DAY OF THE SHOW Y’ALL, Throxman’s Foot, Christopher Guest-ception, Adam Sandler, Stephen King, Gluten Free TV, PARKER POSEY’S PRETZEL ARMS, Ed Begley Jr., South Park poop, SUPERNATURAL GAY-BAITING, needing rabid TUMBLR fans, and plans for our biiiiiiiig EPISODE 100!
Yoinked from wikipediaMASCOTSSeveral sports mascots compete for the World Mascot Association championship’s Gold Fluffy Award.



       Blue Demon
       Aldo Monti
       Agustín Martínez Solares

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilariously offensive look at the 1973 lucha libre monster movie EL SANTO y BLUE DEMON Contra COUNT DRACULA y EL HOMBRE LOBO!
But it’s ALSO about how SARAH MCLACHLAN KILLS PUPPIES,evil clowns, hating ALEX JONES, Oklahoma’s budget problems, NORMAN NORTH HIGH SCHOOL, Jazz, taking pills, FETISHES and kinky SANDY RIOS fantasies, LUCHA UNDERGROUND, the final DEBATE, getting physical with Klan members, the 1987 MUPPET CHRISTMAS special, a very long El Santo documentary, an in-depth look at the bizarre 1957 cartoon THE TROUBLE SHOOTER, would you “do” SANDRA BERNHARD, another fun game, 2 LIVE CREW, Mexican Torgo, the existence of BLAXICANS, and why COPS ARE AWESOME!

TPOF Ep 1 The Giant Claw

The Giant Claw (1957)

       Jeff Morrow
       Mara Corday
       Morris Ankrum
       Louis Merrill

Yoinked from wikipediaThe Giant Claw (1957)Mitch MacAfee (Jeff Morrow), a civil aeronautical engineer, while engaged in a radar test flight near the North Pole, spots an unidentified flying object. Three jet fighter aircraft are scrambled to pursue and identify the object but one aircraft goes missing. Officials are initially angry at MacAfee over the loss of a pilot and jet over what they believe to be a hoax.
When MacAfee and his mathematician girlfriend Sally Caldwell (Mara Corday) fly back to New York, their aircraft also comes under attack by a UFO. With their pilot dead, they crash-land in the Adirondacks, where Pierre Broussard (Louis Merrill), a French-Canadian farmer, comes to their rescue. MacAfee’s report is met with bewilderment and scepticism but the military authorities are forced to take his story seriously after several other aircraft disappear. A gigantic bird “as big as a battleship”, purported to come from an antimatter galaxy, is responsible for all the incidents. MacAfee, his girlfriend, Dr. Karol Noymann (Edgar Barrier), Gen. Considine (Morris Ankrum) and Gen. Van Buskirk (Robert Shayne) work feverishly to develop a way to defeat the seemingly invincible enemy.
The climactic showdown takes place in Manhattan, with the bird attacking both the Empire State Building and United Nations buildings. It is defeated by a special type of isotope which brings down its antimatter shield, allowing missiles to kill the bird as it crashes into the ocean outside New York. The last sight of the giant bird is of the creature’s claw sinking to the bottom of the ocean.



       Wolf Ruvinskis
       El Nazi
       Beny Galán

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with an in depth (and not TOO offensive) look at the 1966 Spanish language luchador movie EL SANTO CONTRA LA INVASION DE LOS MARCIANOS!
This episode is ALSO about swollen glands, Donald Trump, the movie CLUE, bad movies as a universal language, WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE, jerbz, the soothing sounds of CANADIAN GEESE, Crash Holly, WALTON GOGGINS fever, LUCHA UNDERGROUND, NAME THE EL SANTO MOVIE, how El Santo is like CHARLES SCHULZ, proof that HILLARY IS AN ALIEN, the 700 Club, SAMANTHA BEE, the El Santo/PLAN 9 connection, a certain someone’s love of FREAKYLINKS, an alien spaceship with hydraulics, and a PERFECT PARODY of the NORF NORF RANT LADY!!!
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