TPOF Ep 111 – PLAN 9 REMAKE

Plan 9

Starring 
      Brian Krause
      Mister Lobo
      Matthew Ewald
      James Rolfe

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a lengthy, detailed, angry (and slightly inebriated) look at the PLAN 9 REMAKE as well as a SPECIAL MESSAGE to DONALD TRUMP!

 

This week is ALSO about Hunter S. Thompson, 80s movies, Cinema Insomnia, TOM CRUISE and couch jumping, OSI64, RIVERDALE, the secret ingredient of TRUMP STEAKS, Mike Pence’s dead dog, TRUMP IS ILLITERATE, Chuck Tingle, the solution to GITMO, President Taft, WWE, nose candy, THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL, the magic of Corbin Bernsen, dogfights, G.G. ALLEN and spooning, Steve’s music swelling DRAMATIC SPEECH, a FAKE ENDING, smoking out with a CANADIAN, the history of OUR VERY OWN TV SHOW, flash player, Director JOHN JOHNSON, Steve Stevens, Mike Michaels, CONRAD BROOKS, the web series SPADE, the Deliverance banjo, KARMA, a massive jagged gallstone, the game 7TH GUEST, jazz hands, NILBOG, the novelization, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, Steve’s love for actress Megan Harper, and the SEXUAL REASON WHY STEVE HATES THE SHOW CHARMED!

 

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TPOF Ep 109 – SUPERMAN RETURNS!

SUPERMAN RETURNS

Starring 
      Brandon Routh
      Kate Bosworth
      Kevin Spacey
      James Marsden

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious Comic Book DOUBLE FEATURE – 2006’s SUPERMAN RETURNS and the cult classic TURKISH SUPERMAN!

 

This week is ALSO about abortions, CHIPOTLE’s SECRET MENU, Superman’s ZOMBIE adventure, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW, cold weather, driving a ROOMBA, Modern Day Turkish Ripoffs, improving GREASE LIVE, outsourcing, EMPEROR TRUMP, New Year’s RESOLUTIONS, the BRITISH coffee chain CHEERIO McLONGBOTTOMS, Rifftrax, BATMAN V SUPERMAN, IMAGINING A MOOSE, your GO-TO DRINK, Richard Pryor, DC COMICS, SUPERMAN’S MULLET, director BRYAN SINGER, a big spoiler alert, X-MEN, GODZILLA, what IS and ISN’T a REBOOT, GEORGE ROMERO, poor KEVIN SPACEY, Parker Posey, Samsung, MARGO KIDDER, a special MAURY episode, a HIGH CLASS HISTORY of TURKISH CINEMA, Turkish STAR TREK, Christmas ornaments in space, KUNT Films, Tayfun, DUNYA, the superhero TURKEY MAN, and YOU WILL BELIEVE A KEN DOLL CAN FLY!!!

 

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Yoinked from wikipediaFor five years, Superman (Brandon Routh) has abandoned his adopted home of Earth while on a journey to visit the remains of Krypton. His seemingly selfish decision has ruined his image in the eyes of many, including journalist Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth), who writes a scathing article claiming that the world “doesn’t need Superman”. Billionaire Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey), who lost his fame and fortune after being exposed as a criminal by Superman, secures an early release from prison and marries an old heiress, whose subsequent death makes him wealthy once again. Upon returning to Metropolis, Superman, in his human identity of Clark Kent, is shocked to discover the consequences of his disappearance. While covering the launch of a space shuttle, he narrowly saves a plane carrying Lois and other observers from crashing after a mysterious power failure, an act that earns him much goodwill. Unbeknownst to anyone, the accident was triggered by Luthor using Kryptonian technology stolen from the Fortress of Solitude.
Clark tries to fix his relationship with Lois, but soon learns that she is engaged to Richard White (James Marsden), nephew of Daily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White (Frank Langella), with whom she shares a young, asthmatic son, Jason (Tristan Lake Leabu). Luthor has his aide Kitty (Parker Posey) distract Superman, allowing Lex to steal a sample of kryptonite from a museum. Suspecting his involvement, Lois requests an off-the-record interview aboard his private yacht. Luthor admits that he is indeed responsible and reveals his true plan: to create a new continent modeled after Krypton that he can shape in his image, while triggering massive tsunamis that will wipe out the nations of the world and force humanity to turn to him for survival. Jason has an asthmatic attack when Luthor reveals the kryptonite, but has no subsequent reaction when Luthor holds the stone near him.
When one of Luthor’s henchmen threatens Lois, Jason crushes him with a piano. Realizing that he is Superman’s son, Luthor and his thugs escape by helicopter as the new landmass emerges from the ocean. While working to contain the damage to Metropolis, Superman learns from Richard that Lois is in danger and saves her and Jason seconds before the yacht sinks.
Superman tries to apprehend Luthor, but the kryptonite-poisoned atmosphere quickly strips him of his powers. Luthor’s men torture Superman into submission, before Luthor stabs Superman with a Kryptonite shard and leaves him to die. With Richard’s help, Lois gets him to safety and removes the shard. Fueled by the sun’s radiation, Superman defeats Luthor’s gang and covers the landmass with soil, allowing him to safely throw it into space. While helping Luthor escape, a disillusioned Kitty allows the helicopter to crash on a remote island, trapping him. Complications from Kryptonite exposure cause Superman to fall into a coma, and while doctors are able to remove most of the fragments, they cannot revive him. Lois visits him and whispers something into his ear while glancing at Jason, after which Superman comes to life. Acknowledging that he has a much greater responsibility than himself, he recalls Jor-El’s (Marlon Brando) last speech to Jason as he sleeps. Lois starts writing another article, titled “Why the World Needs Superman”. Superman reassures her that he is now back to stay, and flies off into space, where he gazes down at the world.

TPOF Ep 108 – YOGA HOSERS!

Yoga Hosers

Starring 
      Lily-Rose Depp
      Harley Quinn Smith
      Adam Brody
      Harley Morenstein

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and HIGHLY OFFENSIVE look at the Kevin Smith crapburger YOGA HOSERS! (Along with the answer to the question: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KEVIN SMITH?)

 

This week is ALSO about Canadian fetishes, SANTA CLAUS KILLING PEOPLE, bible prophecy, JIM’S BIG EGO, why Johnny Depp PUNCHES WOMEN, psychic mind powers, BILL COSBY, googly eyed fetuses, WONDER WOMAN, Bibleman, the TURKEY NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING, Willie Ames, ATHEISTMAN, Joey Lauren Adams and her PEZ ADDICTION, Jay and Silent Bob, OUTGROWING KEVIN SMITH, cinematic universes, SWEENEY TODD, Copout, aboot, STONER comedy, TUSKS, OH how the mighty hath fallen, the WORST ANTHRAX SONG, Sheri Moon Zombie, FORESHADOWING, Satanists, Nazi Bratwurst, ROCK OF AGES, the JOE SCHMO SHOW, sexy dance fighting, and an INTERESTING GILMORE GIRLS THEORY!

 

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Yoinked from wikipediaColleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are two average 15-year-old girls that spend their days studying yoga with their guru, Yogi Bayer, and working an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. The two are invited to a party by a popular senior, Hunter Calloway, who is the object of Colleen M’s affections.
The next day at school, the girls’ history teacher informs the class that the Nazi Party once had an influence in Winnipeg. Led by the self-proclaimed “Canadian Führer” Adrien Arcand and his right-hand-man, Andronicus Arcane, the Canadian Nazis were once a great force of terror. Arcand was later arrested by Federal authorities, but Andronicus Arcane was never found.
Colleen C’s father Bob, who own the Eh-2-Zed, and his girlfriend Tabitha, the store’s manager, decide to take a spontaneous trip to Niagara Falls, leaving the girls to run the store on the night of Hunter’s party. To ease the Colleens’ dismay, Hunter and his best friend, Gordon Greenleaf, surprise the girls at the store. Colleen M escorts Hunter to the back room at his request, only to discover that Hunter and Gordon are actually Satanists who wish to sacrifice and dismember the Colleens. Before this can occur, an army of little monsters called Bratzis (one-foot-tall Nazis made from bratwurst) attack and kill Hunter and Gordon. Using their yoga skills, the Colleens fight and defeat the Bratzis, but are soon arrested for the murder of Hunter and Gordon.
Legendary man-hunter Guy LaPointe, who had an encounter with the Colleens once before, arrives at the police station to interrogate the girls. Having obtained some of his own evidence of the Bratzis, he believes the girls’ testimony and wishes to help them prove their innocence. After sneaking them out of the station and taking them back to the Eh-2-Zed, LaPointe and the Colleens are knocked unconscious by the Bratzis. They are taken to an underground lair beneath the store where they find the Bratzis’ master, Andronicus Arcane.
Arcane reveals to LaPointe and the Colleens that he once had dreams of becoming an artist. After having his work ridiculed by various critics, he decided to become a scientist for the Canadian Nazi movement. The Nazis hid him in the underground lair to create a clone army to conquer Canada and the United States. The clones, made from bratwurst and Arcane’s DNA, needed to incubate for 100 years before they were fully grown, so Arcane cryogenically froze himself until a time where he and his clones could rise again. This process was interrupted when a power outage at the Eh-2-Zed 70 years later caused Arcane to thaw and the clones’ incubation to stop, rendering them at just one foot in height. Learning that the Nazi Party had long since been defeated, Arcane began a new mission to kill all critics as revenge for those that poorly reviewed his early work. He reveals he has constructed a ten-foot-tall goaltender from body parts of the Bratzis’ victims to carry out his murderous deeds. This “Goalie Golem” is controlled by the Bratzis who operate it from its insides. No longer wishing to follow Arcane’s orders, the Golem kills him and then turns on the Colleens. The Colleens once again use their yoga skills to defeat the Golem and soon after, clear their names.
After being dubbed “Hero Clerks” by the media, the Colleens return to their normal lives and end the film with a cover of “O, Canada”, accompanied on guitar by Guy LaPointe.

Coming 01/09/17 YOGA HOSERS!

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and HIGHLY OFFENSIVE look at the Kevin Smith crapburger YOGA HOSERS! (Along with the answer to the question: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KEVIN SMITH?)

 

This week is ALSO about Canadian fetishes, SANTA CLAUS KILLING PEOPLE, bible prophecy, JIM’S BIG EGO, why Johnny Depp PUNCHES WOMEN, psychic mind powers, BILL COSBY, googly eyed fetuses, WONDER WOMAN, Bibleman, the TURKEY NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING, Willie Ames, ATHEISTMAN, Joey Lauren Adams and her PEZ ADDICTION, Jay and Silent Bob, OUTGROWING KEVIN SMITH, cinematic universes, SWEENEY TODD, Copout, aboot, STONER comedy, TUSKS, OH how the mighty hath fallen, the WORST ANTHRAX SONG, Sheri Moon Zombie, FORESHADOWING, Satanists, Nazi Bratwurst, ROCK OF AGES, the JOE SCHMO SHOW, sexy dance fighting, and an INTERESTING GILMORE GIRLS THEORY!

 

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TPOF Ep 107 – GALAXY QUEST!

GALAXY QUEST

Starring 
  Tim Allen
  Sigourney Weaver
  Alan Rickman
  Tony Shalhoub

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a highly detailed look at the 1999 comedy classic GALAXY QUEST!
(Along with a special look at Steve’s essay “TIM ALLEN: Why He’s A Dick.”)This week is ALSO about Disc Golf magazines, GORILLAS IN THE MIST, DOES STEVE HATE THE ALIENS MOVIES?, horrible click bait, GAY DINOSAURS, an exciting new VIRUS, Donald Glover, ROBIN WILLIAMS earlier SUICIDE attempt, Martha Quinn, Metallica, WATERSHIP DOWN and CARRIE FISHER, THE MATRIX, the WACHOWSKIS, Tim Allen’s real name and his TIME IN PRISON and his hatred of SEINFELD and his use of THE N-WORD, Tony Shalhoub, is DIEDRICH BADER an ass?, a graphic scene WITH A HORSE, the BEST STAR TREK FILMS, Yule Brenner, Winona Rider, CARL WEATHERS from ROCKY, riffing on PROMETHEUS, ACTIVATE THE OMEGA 13, poor Leonard Nemoy, BOJACK HORSEMAN, Ash Ketchum’s MUSTACHE, putting the baby to sleep, tv’s KUNG FU, THE DARK CRYSTAL, a handy plot device, KIDS IN THE HALL, the GOOD Star Trek, and 2016’S WORST MOVIE???FIND THE SHOW ON iTUNES, SOUNDCLOUD, OR LISTEN RIGHT HERE: https://thepopeonfilm.wordpress.com
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Yoinked from wikipediaGALAXY QUESTThe former cast of the once-popular television space-adventure series Galaxy Quest spend most of their days attending fan conventions and promotional stunts. Though Jason Nesmith (Allen), who played the commander of the NSEA Protector, thrives with the attention, the other cast members—Alexander Dane (Rickman) as the ship’s alien science officer, Fred Kwan (Shalhoub) as the chief engineer, Gwen DeMarco (Weaver) as the computer officer, and Tommy Webber (Mitchell) as a precocious child pilot—all resent these events.During one event, Nesmith is approached by Mathesar (Colantoni) and others calling themselves “Thermians” and request his assistance, which he agrees to, thinking this is a planned and paying fan event. Later at that same convention, Nesmith becomes despondent after overhearing attendees speaking of him as a laughing stock by fans and his fellow actors, and he loses his temper with an avid fan, Brandon (Long). After Nesmith spends the night drinking heavily, the Thermians arrive to pick up a hungover Nesmith in the limo he had requested. Unaware that they are truly octopoidal aliens, using technology to appear human, the barely conscious Nesmith is oblivious to his limo being beamed aboard the Thermian’s spaceship. Aboard their ship in deep space, Nesmith goes through the motions of commanding the ship and asks to be returned home. When they send him back to Earth via a transporter, Nesmith realizes that it is all real. He races to meet his cast, accidentally bumping into Brandon and misplacing a Thermian communicator Mathasar gave him with Brandon’s fan-made replica. Nesmith eagerly relates his experience to the crew, who think he is drunk again. When another Thermian appears and request the entire crew’s help, Nesmith manages to convince them, along with their handler Guy Fleegman (Rockwell), an actor who played a unnamed security officer on one episode before being killed off, to come along. They are all transported to a perfect reproduction of the NSEA Protector in deep space, and are shocked by the reality of the situation.Mathesar begs the crew to command the Protector, as Nesmith’s previous actions (namely, blowing up the opposing ship) have enraged Sarris (Sachs), a reptilian humanoid that seeks to wipe out the Thermians. While they were able to recreate the ship from the broadcast episodes, the Thermians have no idea how to pilot it. The crew hesitantly take the controls, and despite their ineptitude, the Thermians cheer them on. After the second encounter with Sarris’ ship, they barely evade his attack by flying through a minefield, severely damaging the ship. The humans take a shuttle to a nearby planet to find a replacement beryllium sphere as a new power source. They manage to secure the sphere after a run-in with the hostile alien species on the planet. Once back aboard the Protector, they find that Sarris and his soldiers have captured the ship.Sarris interrogates the humans, discovering they are only actors, and recognizes that the Thermians have no concept of fiction, believing the show to have been real. Sarris sets the Protector to self-destruct and departs, leaving a few sacrificial soldiers to guard the humans. Nesmith and Dane use a gambit from the show to engineer their escape, and then Nesmith orders his fellow cast members to help rescue the other Thermians, finish repairs to the Protector, and prepare to engage Sarris in combat. Nesmith and DeMarco then set off into the bowels of the ship to stop the self-destruct sequence, using help from Brandon and his group of friends via the swapped communication device. Along the way, they encounter Omega 13, a plot device introduced in the final episode but never used; Brandon notes it could either destroy all matter in the universe or rewind time by 13 seconds, “enough time to undo one mistake”.Having finally accepted their roles on the ship and gained confidence in themselves, Nesmith and his crew use the minefield as a weapon against Sarris’ ship, destroying it. They prepare to head to Earth when Sarris, who has transported over at the last moment, starts killing the crew. A desperate Nesmith activates the Omega 13, which reverses time far enough for him to knock out Sarris. They near a wormhole to return the humans home via the command module, and Nesmith assures Mathesar he has the ability to command the Protector along with the other Thermians. The humans, along with Laliari (Pyle), a Thermian that has fallen in love with Kwan, return home. The command module crashes into Earth near a fan convention and comes to a stop after crashing through one wall, which the audience takes as part of the show. As the crew exits the module, Sarris wakes up and tries to fire on them, but Nesmith reacts faster, and disintegrates Sarris with a phaser-like weapon. The crowd erupts into cheers. Some time later, Galaxy Quest is revived as a new series, starring the same cast along with Fleegman and Laliari.