Ginnifer Goodwin
       Jason Bateman
       Idris Elba
       Jenny Slate

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and not at all depressed look at Disney’s ZOOTOPIA!
This week is ALSO about sunsets, Emperor Trump, gong to camp, WRISTCUTTERS A LOVE STORY, midget porn, Himylayan salt blocks, GILMORE GIRLS, doing drugs at school, the SOFTENING of Trump, making milk, Pippin, Steve’s ongoing secret gay relationship with a GRAND WIZARD of the KLU KLUX KLAN, little victories, MUSLIM PROPAGANDA, Angry Birds, Haxan, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, the ED WOOD connection, focusing in THE POS, the new game SAINTS, SAINT, THE SAINT or NO SAINT, John Wayne and Gandhi both hated blacks, being a SAFE PLACE, eventually getting to HAMILTON, arguing about how long a movie is (Steve was RIGHT, by the way), and how freaking stupid is the name GINNIFER anyways?!?!

Yoinked from wikipediaZOOTOPIA!In a world populated by anthropomorphic mammals, a rabbit from rural Bunnyburrow named Judy Hopps fulfills her childhood dream of becoming the first rabbit police officer in urban utopia, Zootopia. Despite being the police academy valedictorian, Judy is relegated to parking duty by Chief Bogo, who doubts her potential. On her first day, she is hustled by Nick Wilde and Finnick, a con artist duo of foxes.
The next day, Judy abandons parking duty to arrest Duke Weaselton, a thief who stole plant bulbs. Bogo reprimands her, but a female otter named Mrs. Otterton enters Bogo’s office pleading for someone to find her husband Emmitt, one of fourteen predators who have gone missing. Judy volunteers, causing Bogo to fire her for insubordination. When Assistant Mayor Dawn Bellwether praises the assignment and informs Mayor Leodore Lionheart that Judy is taking the case, Bogo gives her 48 hours to find Otterton on the condition that she must resign if she fails.
After discovering that Nick was the last one to see Otterton, Judy blackmails him into assisting her by covertly recording his confession to tax evasion. They track Otterton to a limousine owned by crime boss Mr. Big, who reveals that his florist Otterton went “savage” – reverted to a feral state – and attacked his chauffeur, Manchas. At his home, Manchas mentions that Otterton had been yelling about “night howlers.” Moments later, Manchas himself turns savage and chases the pair. Judy saves Nick by trapping Manchas and calls the ZPD for help. When Bogo and other police arrive, however, Manchas has vanished. Bogo demands Judy’s resignation, but she is saved by Nick who reminds Bogo that she still has ten hours to solve the case. As they leave, Nick reveals to Judy that he was bullied as a child for being a fox. Deciding there was no use in fighting prejudiced ideas about fox behaviour, he became a con artist.
Bellwether gives Judy and Nick access to the city’s traffic camera system. They discover Manchas was captured by wolves which Judy surmises are the “night howlers”. They find Otterton and the other missing predators imprisoned at Cliffside Asylum, where Lionheart has been keeping them hidden from the public and Dr. Madge Honey Badger is trying to determine the cause of their strange behavior. Lionheart and those involved are arrested and Bellwether becomes the new mayor. Judy, praised for solving the case and now friends with Nick, asks him to join the ZPD and become her partner. However, she upsets him by suggesting a biological cause for the recent predator behavior at a press conference, and he leaves angrily. Guilt-ridden, Judy quits her job amid a wave of protests against predators.
Back in Bunnyburrow, Judy learns from her parents and her reformed childhood bully, fox Gideon Grey, that “night howlers” are not wolves, but actually toxic flowers that have very bad psychotropic effects on mammals. After Judy returns to Zootopia and tearfully reconciles with Nick, they find Weaselton and discover that the bulbs he was stealing were night howlers intended for a ram named Doug. They find Doug in a lab hidden in the subway tunnels, creating an illegal drug made from night howlers, which he has been shooting at predators with a dart gun.
Before they can go to the ZPD, they get into a confrontation with Bellwether, who steals the evidence, revealing herself as the mastermind behind a prey-supremacist conspiracy. Judy and Nick are trapped in a pit by Bellwether’s henchrams after Nick refuses to abandon Judy when she is injured. Bellwether shoots a serum pellet at Nick to make him kill Judy, and frames a call to the ZPD, but Nick had disarmed Bellwether’s dart gun by replacing the serum pellets with blueberries. Enraged, Bellwether threatens to frame Judy and Nick for the attacks, like she framed Lionheart, but Judy has recorded Bellwether’s confession. Bogo and the ZPD arrive and arrest Bellwether and those involved. Lionheart denies knowledge of her plot, but asserts that he had good reason to imprison the savage predators.
The predators are cured with an antidote, Judy rejoins the ZPD, and Nick becomes the city’s first fox police officer and her partner.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

       Tim Curry
       Susan Sarandon
       Barry Bostwick
       Richard O'Brien

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious look at THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and the lame new FOX REMAKE! (AND we LIMIT the sad election talk to try and be a beacon of hope in a miserable world, so, you’re WELCOME!!!)
This week is ALSO about Trump depression, staying down, the GOSPEL OF MARK and the gospel of JARED FOGLE, keeping lives separate, an amazing GOLDFISH movie, getting HOT TOPIC pregnant, the name HARJO, baseball players from 1954, the VALLEY ART THEATER in TEMPE ARIZONA, a grrrreat line from BATMAN FOREVER, The Spoils of Babylon, Richard O’Brien, TIM f-in’ CURRY, Dr. Horrible, bombing on BROADWAY, a list of failed NBC sitcoms, Steve misses COMMUNITY, live tv musicals, MULAN 2, NEWSIES, looking like a dirty bum, a bad employee, FAKE PUNKS, TRANSVESTITES and TRANSGENDERED people, BEN VEREEN: national TREASURE, the lack of Columbia’s nipple, the REAL Rocky Horror SEQUEL, aaaand during the show ONE OF THE GUYS COMES OUT AS TRANS … but WHO COULD IT BE???
Yoinked from wikipediaThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowA criminologist narrates the tale of the newly engaged couple Brad Majors and Janet Weiss who find themselves lost and with a flat tire on a cold and rainy late November evening, somewhere near Denton, Ohio. Seeking a telephone, the couple walk to a nearby castle where they discover a group of strange and outlandish people who are holding an Annual Transylvanian Convention. They are soon swept into the world of Dr. Frank N. Furter, a self-proclaimed “sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania”. The ensemble of convention attendees also includes servants Riff Raff, his sister Magenta, and a groupie named Columbia.
In his lab, Frank claims to have discovered the “secret to life itself”. His creation, Rocky, is brought to life. The ensuing celebration is soon interrupted by Eddie (an ex-delivery boy, both Frank and Columbia’s ex-lover, as well as partial brain donor to Rocky) who rides out of a deep freeze on a motorcycle. Eddie then proceeds to seduce Columbia, get the Transylvanians dancing and singing and intrigue Brad and Janet. But when Rocky starts dancing and enjoying Eddie’s performance, Frank goes into a jealous rage, chases after Eddie, corners him and kills him with an ice pick. Columbia screams in horror and is devastated by Eddie’s death. Frank then tries to justify killing Eddie as a “mercy killing” to Rocky and they depart to the bridal suite.
Brad and Janet are shown to separate bedrooms where each is visited and seduced by Frank, who poses as Brad (when visiting Janet) and then as Janet (when visiting Brad). Janet, upset and emotional, wanders off to look for Brad, who she discovers, via a television monitor, is in bed with Frank. She then discovers Rocky, cowering in his birth tank, hiding from Riff Raff, who has been tormenting him. While tending to his wounds, Janet becomes intimate with Rocky, as Magenta and Columbia watch from their bedroom monitor.
After discovering that his creation is missing, Frank returns to the lab with Brad and Riff Raff, where Frank learns that an intruder has entered the building. Brad and Janet’s old high school science teacher, Dr. Everett Scott, has come looking for his nephew, Eddie. Frank suspects that Dr. Scott investigates UFOs for the government. Upon learning of Brad and Janet’s connection to Dr. Scott, Frank suspects them of working for him. Frank, Dr. Scott, Brad, and Riff Raff then discover Janet and Rocky together under the sheets in Rocky’s birth tank, upsetting Frank and Brad. Magenta interrupts the reunion by sounding a massive gong and stating that dinner is prepared.
Rocky and the guests share an uncomfortable dinner, which they soon realize has been prepared from Eddie’s mutilated remains. Janet runs screaming into Rocky’s arms and is slapped and chased through the halls of the castle by a jealous Frank. Janet, Brad, Dr. Scott, Rocky, and Columbia all meet in Frank’s lab, where Frank captures them with the Medusa Transducer, transforming them into nude statues. After dressing them in cabaret costume, Frank “unfreezes” them, from which they spontaneously perform a live cabaret floor show with Frank as the leader.
Riff Raff and Magenta interrupt the performance, revealing themselves and Frank to be aliens from the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. They stage a coup and announce a plan to return to their home planet. In the process, they kill Columbia, Rocky, and Frank, who has “failed his mission”. They release Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott, then depart by lifting off in the castle itself. The survivors are then left crawling in the dirt, and the narrator concludes that the human race is equivalent to insects crawling on the planet’s surface.

Episode 100


       Zach Woods
       Wayne Wilderson
       Sarah Baker
       Michael Hitchcock

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with our suuuuper meta 100TH EPISODE where we discuss EPISODE 2 of OUR OWN PODCAST! Whaaat?
This week is ALSO about getting the thanks we deserve, the LITTLE CAESARS mascot, the death of the NFL, the upcoming CIVIL WAR, angry CHUCK WOOLERY, Jessie Spano’s CAFFEINE PILL meltdown, Steve’s gay relationship with a Christian KKK LEADER, the NOKIA HOWDY DOME in Tulsa, Furries, being critical about cops, Mountain View California, a list about list, a list about parts of a list about lists, BIG BUTTS, luchador nursery rhymes, that time Mr. Hooper died, GOD’S NOT DEAD, old people loving SATAN, Disney Theme Park Weather, Documentary Now and THE EAGLES, poetry, AMATEURISHNESS, a bad 2014, TOM CRUISE, cult hits, Psycho (not the GOOD one), and the best RAP DISS ever!
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Yoinked from wikipediaEPISODE 100