TPOF Ep 117 – THREE CABALLEROS!

TPOF Ep 117 – THREE CABALLEROS!

The Three Caballeros (1944)

Starring 
      Aurora Miranda
      Carmen Molina
      Dora Luz
      Sterling Holloway
This Monday is ALL NEW as we celebrate Steve's upcoming 40th 
birthday with an episode about LUCHA UNDERGROUND, the show COMMUNITY, 
and Disney's South of the Border DOUBLE FEATURE: SALUDOS AMIGOS and 
The THREE CABALLEROS!  (And porn. But it's a high class discussion. 
Trust us!)
This week is ALSO about Lorelei Gilmore, the band BAD COMPANY, 
Christianity, TOO MUCH PEYOTE, proxies, GOD owes me CHILD SUPPORT, 
a GRINGO'S GUIDE to Lucha Underground, apples and Dodge Stratuses, 
JOHNNY MUNDO, Prince Puma, killing off wrestlers, KEITH DAVID, 
chicken fingers, PAINTBALL, the films of JOHN WOO, Cougar Town, 
MICHAEL f-ing IRONSIDE, Jared Leto gets 2 Meow Meow Beenz, Steve 
and THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, Donald Ducking it, taking lots of VIAGRA, 
OUR PODCAST OUT-SCOOPING EVERYONE, The Oogieloves, WHY IS DONALD SO 
HORNY, the World War series, when TWITTER was run by a guy named 
ARCHIBALD and some goats, YOU GET ACCEPTED INTO HOGWARTS (for 
realsies), Pearl Harbor, paying taxes, DISNEY PROPAGANDA, bring friendly 
with Mexicans, Walt and El Grupo, TERRY GILLIAM, the VAMPIRE DIARIES, 
and how BAD was that ROCKET RODS ride at DISNEYLAND, right guys???
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The film consists of seven segments, each connected by a 
common theme. In the film, it is Donald Duck's birthday (namely 
Friday the 13th), and he receives three presents from friends 
in Latin America. The first present is a film projector, which 
shows him a documentary about birds. During the documentary, he 
learns about the Aracuan Bird, who received his name because of 
his eccentric song. The Aracuan also makes several appearances 
throughout the film.
The next present is a book given to Donald by José. This 
book tells of Bahia (spelled "Baía" in the film), which is one of 
Brazil's 26 states. José shrinks them both down so that they can 
enter the book. Donald and José meet up with several of the locals, 
who dance a lively samba, and Donald ends up pining for one girl, 
but fails. After the journey, Donald and José leave the book.
Upon returning, Donald realizes that he is too small to open 
his third present. José shows Donald how to use "black magic" to 
return himself to the proper size. After opening the present, he 
meets Panchito, a native of Mexico. The trio take the name "The 
Three Caballeros" and have a short celebration. Panchito then 
presents Donald's next present, a piñata. Panchito tells Donald of 
the tradition behind the piñata. José and Panchito then blindfold 
Donald, and have him attempt to break open the piñata, which 
eventually reveals many surprises. Donald ends the celebration by 
being fired away by firecrackers in the shape of a ferocious toy 
bull (with which the firecrackers are lit by José with his cigar).
Throughout the film, the Aracuan Bird appears at random moments. 
He usually taunts everyone with his madcap antics, sometimes stealing 
José's cigar and trying to make José jealous. His most famous gag 
is when he re-routes a train that Donald and José are riding on by 
drawing new tracks, causing the train to disassemble. He returns 
three or four years later in Melody Time (1948).



			

TPOF Ep 116 – LEGO BATMAN MOVIE!

TPOF Ep 116 – LEGO BATMAN MOVIE!

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Starring 
      Will Arnett
      Michael Cera
      Rosario Dawson
      Ralph Fiennes
This Monday (or Tuesday-ish, sorry) is ALL NEW as we discuss, 
break down, and altogether rrrip up THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE and 
SUICIDE SQUAD! (One of the films we loved and the other one 
filled us with rage - guess which is which. It's not that hard.)
This week is ALSO about the LIVE ACTION BEAUTY and the BEAST, 
roadkill, DEREK JETER, Indiana Jones, BATMAN v. SUPERMAN, a new 
kind of NIGHTMARE, the 80s band MADNESS, a pack of PARTY POPPERS, 
calling Will Smith WILLIAM, the YOUNG ONES, my son's nightmare, 
retirement in the past, HOT TOPIC, based on the novel PUSH by 
Sapphire, Margo Robbie's ever changing American accent, NO BIG 
BADDIE, the JARED LETO problem, WILL SMIFF ("Woo, I'm a Hitch"), 
Django Unchained starring WILL SMITH, the DJANGO RAP, Steve's 
STORYTIMES, smoking out at lunch, KARAOKE STEVE, break the walls 
down, MTV'S CLONE HIGH, The LAST MAN on EARTH, Lego homosexuality, 
MCGUFFIN AIRLINES, Eddie Izzard, BUNNY LOVES DORA the EXPLORER, 
doing the Bat tussi, and falling in love all over again with 
ADAM WEST!
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				Pinkie Pie
				Fluttershy
				Applejack
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Three years after saving the Lego Universe with Emmet 
and Wyldstyle, Batman continues fighting crime in Gotham 
City. During a mission to prevent the Joker from destroying 
the city, Batman hurts his arch-rival's feelings by telling 
him he is not as important in his life as he thinks he is, 
leading Joker to seek the ultimate revenge on him.
The following day, Batman attends the city's winter gala 
as his alter ego Bruce Wayne to celebrate the retirement of 
Commissioner Gordon and the ascension of his daughter Barbara 
as the Gotham City Police Department's new police commissioner, 
but is infuriated when she announces her plans to restructure 
the city's police to function without the need of Batman. The 
Joker crashes the party with the rest of Gotham City's villains, 
but has all of them surrender to the police. Despite realizing 
that this makes him no longer relevant to the city's safety, 
Batman suspects his arch-rival is up to something and decides 
to stop him by banishing him into the Phantom Zone, a prison 
for some of the most dangerous villains in the Lego multiverse.
As he plots to steal Superman's Phantom Zone Projector, 
Alfred intervenes and advises him to take charge of Dick Grayson, 
whom Bruce had unwittingly adopted as his ward during the gala, 
to which he eventually agrees and fosters Dick as Robin. The 
pair manage to recover the Projector from the Fortress of 
Solitude, before breaking into Arkham Asylum and using it on 
the Joker. Annoyed at his recklessness and suspecting that Joker 
wanted this to happen, Barbara locks up Batman and Robin. While 
the Projector is being seized as evidence, Harley Quinn steals 
it back and uses it to free the Joker as she did not surrender 
to the police as part of the Joker's plan. Afterwards, Joker 
unleashes the villains trapped within the Phantom Zone to cause 
havoc upon Gotham including Lord Voldemort, King Kong, Sauron, 
the Wicked Witch of the West, Medusa, Agent Smith and his clones, 
the Daleks, the Gremlins, and the Kraken.
Realizing that the city does still need him, Barbara releases 
Batman and Robin and reluctantly teams up with them to stop the Joker, 
with the team joined by Alfred. Batman soon finds himself able to 
trust and rely on the others, allowing them to defeat Sauron, but 
upon reaching Wayne Island, he prevents the team from joining him 
in action, out of fear of losing them like his parents; he confronts 
Joker alone. Believing Batman to be incapable of change, Joker zaps 
him to the Phantom Zone, before stealing the Batcave's stash of 
confiscated bombs and heading for the city's Energy Facility. Arriving 
in the Phantom Zone, Batman witnesses the harm his selfishness has 
caused to everyone, and slowly accepts his greatest fear when Robin, 
Barbara and Alfred decide to come to his aid. Making a deal with the 
Phantom Zone's gatekeeper, Phyllis, to bring back all the villains in 
exchange for returning to Gotham City, Batman arrives to save the trio 
and apologizes, requesting their help to save the day.
With Joker planning to detonate the bombs beneath the Energy 
Facility, causing the plates beneath Gotham to come apart and drop 
the city into the infinite abyss, Batman turns Barbara into Batgirl, 
and alongside Alfred and Robin, team up with Gotham's other villains, 
who felt neglected by Joker, allowing them to successfully send the 
escaped villains back to the Phantom Zone. However, Batman fails to 
stop the bombs from detonating, causing the city to split apart. 
Batman reluctantly convinces Joker that he is the reason for being 
the hero he is, and working together alongside Batman's friends, the 
villains, and the city's inhabitants, chain link themselves together, 
reconnecting the city's plates.
With the city saved, Batman prepares to be taken back into the 
Phantom Zone to fulfill his bargain, only to be rejected by Phyllis, who 
chooses to let him remain after seeing how much he had changed in order 
to save everyone. Batman allows Joker and the rest of his rogues gallery 
to temporarily escape, with the confidence that whenever they return, 
they will be no match for the combined team of himself, Robin, Batgirl, 
and Alfred.

			

TPOF Ep 114 – DOCTOR STRANGE 1978

TPOF Ep 114 – DOCTOR STRANGE 1978

DOCTOR STRANGE 1978

Starring 
      Peter Hooten
      Clyde Kusatsu
      Jessica Walter
      Anne-Marie Martin
THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW as Bunny and Steve tackle the 1970s, CBS, and the made
for tv movie DR. STRANGE!  (Also, Steve wants to drink Ben Affleck's tears and 
both Steve and Bunny live troll ALEX JONES fans on air!)
		This week is ALSO about...
			
				GLOBAL WARMING
				hating GLOVES
				Superman's dead AGAIN
				The MIGHTY BOOSH
				Harley Quinn and $$$
				RIC FLAIR
				Sad Batfleck drama
				PETER PIPER PIZZA
				Oscar categories
				Old Gregg
				our HIT SINGLE
				Steve going solo
				HORSE GENITALS
				Atom and his Package
				our new favorite CONSPIRACY THEORIST
				the dangers of CHEWING GUM
				Who Shot NICE GUY EDDIE in RESERVOIR DOGS
				adding a sentence right in the middle that 
						ISN'T in the podcast just to see
						if DABNEY reads it
				96% denim
				the i8track
				STARCRASH and Marjo Gortner
				TRUE BELIEVERS
				AfterMASH
				live action SPIDER-MAN
				older viewers
				the name BRUCE
				SHAZAM and THE ROCK
				no one will ever get THOR
				being in the pocket of BIG RAPE
				Arrested Development
				The ABBOT AND COSTELLO hospital
				MEGO TOYS
				Jordach jeans
				STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
				a Lord of the Rings impression
				Bendledick Crumpersnatch
				bags of blue POWERAID
				the dead ant from ANT-MAN
				Gumby fights
				and we'll be ready EVERY THURSDAY AT 8pm ON CBS!
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Somewhere, an evil entity tells Morgan le Fay that he has been prevented 
from breaking through to the earthly realm by a great wizard, and that she has
three days either to defeat or kill the wizard and win over his successor to 
her master's side.
Le Fay possesses a young woman named Clea Lake and uses her as a weapon 
against Thomas Lindmer, the "Sorcerer Supreme". She pushes him off a bridge 
to his death, but instead of dying, he slowly gets up and magically heals 
himself. His friend, Wong, looks after him and locates Lake for him. Suffering 
from psychic aftereffects of the possession and haunting dreams of le Fay, Lake 
is under the care of psychiatrist Dr. Stephen Strange at a psychiatric hospital. 
Strange has the potential to become Lindmer's successor by virtue of abilities 
and items inherited by from his father, including a signet ring. Strange
intuitively senses something very wrong, sharing Lake's nightmare about the 
previous day's events, but does not understand what is going on.
Lindmer contacts Strange at the hospital and tells him that Lake needs 
more help than what can be offered by medicalscience. Strange takes Lindmer's 
card and is intrigued by the fact that Lindmer's card bears the same symbol 
as his ring.Meanwhile, le Fay possesses a cat and tries to have it enter 
Lindmer's house, but magical barriers repel it.
At the hospital, the head of Strange's department sedates Lake against 
his directions, and she appear to slip into a coma from which Strange is unable 
to revive her, Strange goes to visit Lindmer. Le Fay sees an opportunity to 
kill Strange, but hesitates, and he survives.
Lindmer tells Strange that his ignorance is a form of protection, and 
asks him whether he wants to know the truth or remain ignorant. Strange demands 
to know the truth, and Lindmer says that he knows about how Strange's parents 
died when he was eighteen. He says Strange is special, and that his parents 
died protecting him. He says there are different realms, and that Lake is trapped 
in them and only Strange can save her. Strange is dispatched to the astral plane 
and confronts and defeats the demon Balzaroth, who had been sent by le Fay to 
stop Strange from rescuing Lake. Strange and Lake return to the physical world.
The evil entity asks le Fay why she spared Strange. She confesses to being 
attracted to him, and the demon threatens to make her suffer eternity as an old 
woman. She vows that she will not fail. Strange checks on Lake, and agrees to 
dinner with her later. He goes to see Lindmer and rejects the reality of 
magic despite his recent experiences. As he leaves, he tries to remove his 
father's ring and finds he cannot. Without meaning to, he lets the possessed 
cat into the house. The cat transforms into le Fay and defeats Wong, seemingly 
killing him. She then defeats Lindmer, but she cannot kill him in this world, 
so she summons Asmodeus to transport Lindmer to the demon realms.
Strange visits Lake, but le Fay interrupts, promising him that promises 
him not to harm Lake so long as he comes with her to the demon realms. He 
agrees. Once there, he appears to be under her command. She offers him love, 
wealth, power, and knowledge. She attempts to seduce him, and on the verge 
of success, asks him to remove his ring. He protests that only Lindmer can 
remove it, but she counters that he can do it if he tries. He refuses, defying 
her. She attacks him, but he defeats her, rescues Lindmer, and returns them 
both to the earthly realm where he also revives Wong. The evil entity transforms 
le Fay into an old hag.
Lindmer explains that Strange must choose whether to remain mortal, 
or to become the Sorcerer Supreme, forgoing ignorance, offspring, and 
an easy death, but promises that he will, at least, have love. Strange 
chooses to protect humanity, and Lindmer's power is transferred to him. 
Lindmer passes out. Wong then warns him that, while he now has Lindmer's 
powers, he does not yet have the knowledge or the wisdom to use them 
correctly, and that, if he is not extremely careful, he can harm himself 
or others. Strange then carries Lindmer in his arms, and puts him to bed 
to recover.
Strange is then shown at the hospital, where many patients have been 
discharged. He leaves with Lake, who seems to have no memory of what 
happened, other than as a bad dream. Le Fay is shown on television, young 
again, posing as a self-help guru. Lake fails to recognize her. Strange 
agrees to meet Lake later, and the film closes with him playing a trick 
on a street magician, turning the flowers the magician was going to produce 
using sleight-of-hand into a dove.



			

TPOF Ep 113 – DOCTOR STRANGE

Doctor Strange

Starring 
      Benedict Cumberbatch
      Chiwetel Ejiofor
      Rachel McAdams
      Benedict Wong

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW as Bunny and Steve protect the Kent, Ohio magical sanctum from tv’s Hannibal in the new DOCTOR STRANGE movie! (Also, crazy 80s satanists, guys! Fer reals!)

This week is ALSO about STEVE’S NEW COOKBOOK, Kevin Smith, WHITE PRIVILEGE, getting stoned, CELEBRITY FANS of our show, ZIMA, the return of OTHER SPACE, whatever TRIPLE DOUBLES are, the HILARIOUS 1994 training video LAW ENFORCEMENT’S GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, SNL and DONALD TRUMP, the 70s show PASTOR COP: IN COLOR, is the NWO COOL AGAIN, brewing beer, You Might Be A Redneck, DONALD TRUMP IS A SATANIST, the Marvel CIRCLE OF LIFE, Squirrel Girl, Dr. Voodoo, The DEFENDER, getting SARS, the FUGLEHORN, Use Yandroth As Directed, HOWARD THE DUCK, 148 sheckles, DINGELBURT SLAPTYBACK, baby steps toward THE MIGHTY BOOSH, Mordo, LIFE DAY, our NEW SPONSOR (!!!!), Pope ripping SINEAD, two archaic E.R. references, crippled mexican basketball enthusiasts, CASPER, throwing shade, INCEPTION FIGHTS, yelling TROPE, and the time STEVE ALMOST DIED during THE FIRST WOODMAS!

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Yoinked from wikipediaIn Kathmandu, Nepal, the sorcerer Kaecilius and his zealots enter the secret compound Kamar-Taj and behead its librarian. From the ancient and mystical texts, they steal a ritual from a book belonging to the Ancient One, a sorcerer who has lived for an unknown time and taught all at Kamar-Taj, including Kaecilius, in the ways of the mystic arts. The Ancient One pursues the traitors, but Kaecilius escapes with the pages and some of his followers.
In New York City, Stephen Strange, an acclaimed but arrogant neurosurgeon, loses the use of his hands in a car accident. Fellow surgeon and former lover Christine Palmer tries to help him move on, but Strange, firmly believing he can regain use of his hands, instead uses all his resources pursuing experimental surgeries in vain. After learning of Jonathan Pangborn, a paraplegic who mysteriously was able to walk again, Strange seeks him out, and is directed to Kamar-Taj. There, Strange is taken in by another sorcerer under the Ancient One, Mordo. The Ancient One shows Strange her power, revealing the astral plane and other dimensions such as the Mirror Dimension. Amazed, Strange begs her to teach him, and she eventually agrees despite his arrogance, which reminds her of Kaecilius.
Strange begins his tutelage under the Ancient One and Mordo, and learns from the ancient books in the library, now presided over by the master Wong. Strange learns that Earth is protected from other dimensions by a spell formed from three buildings called Sanctums, found in New York City, London, and Hong Kong. The task of the sorcerers is to protect the Sanctums, though Pangborn chose to forgo this responsibility in favor of channelling mystical energy into walking again. Strange advances quickly over several months, even secretly reading from the text Kaecilius stole from and learning to bend time with the mystical Eye of Agamotto. Mordo and Wong warn Strange against breaking the laws of nature, comparing his arrogant yearning for power to that of Kaecilius, who believes, after the deaths of his loved ones, that everyone should have eternal life.
Kaecilius and his followers use the stolen pages to begin summoning the powerful Dormammu of the Dark Dimension, where time does not exist and all can live forever. This destroys the London Sanctum, and sends Strange from Kamar-Taj to the New York Sanctum. The zealots then attack there, where Strange holds them off with the mystical Cloak of Levitation until Mordo and the Ancient One arrive. Strange and Mordo become disillusioned with the Ancient One after Kaecilius reveals that her long life has come from her own use of Dormammu’s power. Kaecilius mortally wounds the Ancient One, and escapes to Hong Kong. The Ancient One tells Strange that he, too, will have to break the rules, to balance Mordo’s steadfast nature. She then dies, despite the best efforts of Strange and a bewildered Palmer. Strange and Mordo arrive in Hong Kong to find Wong dead and the Sanctum destroyed, with the Dark Dimension already engulfing Earth. Strange uses the Eye to turn back time and save Wong, before creating an infinite time loop inside the Dark Dimension that traps himself and Dormammu in the same moment forever. After killing Strange many times to no avail, Dormammu reluctantly agrees to leave Earth if Strange undoes the time loop, taking Kaecilius and the zealots with him.
Disgusted by Strange and the Ancient One’s disregard for the consequences of defying nature, Mordo departs. Strange returns the Eye, which Wong calls an Infinity Stone, to Kamar-Taj, and then takes up residence in the New York Sanctum to continue his studies. In a mid-credits scene, Strange decides to help Thor, who has brought his brother Loki to Earth to search for their father Odin. In a post-credits scene, Mordo confronts Pangborn and takes the energy he uses to walk, stating that Earth has “too many sorcerers”.

TPOF Ep 111 – PLAN 9 REMAKE

Plan 9

Starring 
      Brian Krause
      Mister Lobo
      Matthew Ewald
      James Rolfe

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a lengthy, detailed, angry (and slightly inebriated) look at the PLAN 9 REMAKE as well as a SPECIAL MESSAGE to DONALD TRUMP!

 

This week is ALSO about Hunter S. Thompson, 80s movies, Cinema Insomnia, TOM CRUISE and couch jumping, OSI64, RIVERDALE, the secret ingredient of TRUMP STEAKS, Mike Pence’s dead dog, TRUMP IS ILLITERATE, Chuck Tingle, the solution to GITMO, President Taft, WWE, nose candy, THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL, the magic of Corbin Bernsen, dogfights, G.G. ALLEN and spooning, Steve’s music swelling DRAMATIC SPEECH, a FAKE ENDING, smoking out with a CANADIAN, the history of OUR VERY OWN TV SHOW, flash player, Director JOHN JOHNSON, Steve Stevens, Mike Michaels, CONRAD BROOKS, the web series SPADE, the Deliverance banjo, KARMA, a massive jagged gallstone, the game 7TH GUEST, jazz hands, NILBOG, the novelization, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, Steve’s love for actress Megan Harper, and the SEXUAL REASON WHY STEVE HATES THE SHOW CHARMED!

 

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TPOF Ep 109 – SUPERMAN RETURNS!

SUPERMAN RETURNS

Starring 
      Brandon Routh
      Kate Bosworth
      Kevin Spacey
      James Marsden

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious Comic Book DOUBLE FEATURE – 2006’s SUPERMAN RETURNS and the cult classic TURKISH SUPERMAN!

 

This week is ALSO about abortions, CHIPOTLE’s SECRET MENU, Superman’s ZOMBIE adventure, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW, cold weather, driving a ROOMBA, Modern Day Turkish Ripoffs, improving GREASE LIVE, outsourcing, EMPEROR TRUMP, New Year’s RESOLUTIONS, the BRITISH coffee chain CHEERIO McLONGBOTTOMS, Rifftrax, BATMAN V SUPERMAN, IMAGINING A MOOSE, your GO-TO DRINK, Richard Pryor, DC COMICS, SUPERMAN’S MULLET, director BRYAN SINGER, a big spoiler alert, X-MEN, GODZILLA, what IS and ISN’T a REBOOT, GEORGE ROMERO, poor KEVIN SPACEY, Parker Posey, Samsung, MARGO KIDDER, a special MAURY episode, a HIGH CLASS HISTORY of TURKISH CINEMA, Turkish STAR TREK, Christmas ornaments in space, KUNT Films, Tayfun, DUNYA, the superhero TURKEY MAN, and YOU WILL BELIEVE A KEN DOLL CAN FLY!!!

 

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Yoinked from wikipediaFor five years, Superman (Brandon Routh) has abandoned his adopted home of Earth while on a journey to visit the remains of Krypton. His seemingly selfish decision has ruined his image in the eyes of many, including journalist Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth), who writes a scathing article claiming that the world “doesn’t need Superman”. Billionaire Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey), who lost his fame and fortune after being exposed as a criminal by Superman, secures an early release from prison and marries an old heiress, whose subsequent death makes him wealthy once again. Upon returning to Metropolis, Superman, in his human identity of Clark Kent, is shocked to discover the consequences of his disappearance. While covering the launch of a space shuttle, he narrowly saves a plane carrying Lois and other observers from crashing after a mysterious power failure, an act that earns him much goodwill. Unbeknownst to anyone, the accident was triggered by Luthor using Kryptonian technology stolen from the Fortress of Solitude.
Clark tries to fix his relationship with Lois, but soon learns that she is engaged to Richard White (James Marsden), nephew of Daily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White (Frank Langella), with whom she shares a young, asthmatic son, Jason (Tristan Lake Leabu). Luthor has his aide Kitty (Parker Posey) distract Superman, allowing Lex to steal a sample of kryptonite from a museum. Suspecting his involvement, Lois requests an off-the-record interview aboard his private yacht. Luthor admits that he is indeed responsible and reveals his true plan: to create a new continent modeled after Krypton that he can shape in his image, while triggering massive tsunamis that will wipe out the nations of the world and force humanity to turn to him for survival. Jason has an asthmatic attack when Luthor reveals the kryptonite, but has no subsequent reaction when Luthor holds the stone near him.
When one of Luthor’s henchmen threatens Lois, Jason crushes him with a piano. Realizing that he is Superman’s son, Luthor and his thugs escape by helicopter as the new landmass emerges from the ocean. While working to contain the damage to Metropolis, Superman learns from Richard that Lois is in danger and saves her and Jason seconds before the yacht sinks.
Superman tries to apprehend Luthor, but the kryptonite-poisoned atmosphere quickly strips him of his powers. Luthor’s men torture Superman into submission, before Luthor stabs Superman with a Kryptonite shard and leaves him to die. With Richard’s help, Lois gets him to safety and removes the shard. Fueled by the sun’s radiation, Superman defeats Luthor’s gang and covers the landmass with soil, allowing him to safely throw it into space. While helping Luthor escape, a disillusioned Kitty allows the helicopter to crash on a remote island, trapping him. Complications from Kryptonite exposure cause Superman to fall into a coma, and while doctors are able to remove most of the fragments, they cannot revive him. Lois visits him and whispers something into his ear while glancing at Jason, after which Superman comes to life. Acknowledging that he has a much greater responsibility than himself, he recalls Jor-El’s (Marlon Brando) last speech to Jason as he sleeps. Lois starts writing another article, titled “Why the World Needs Superman”. Superman reassures her that he is now back to stay, and flies off into space, where he gazes down at the world.

TPOF Ep 108 – YOGA HOSERS!

Yoga Hosers

Starring 
      Lily-Rose Depp
      Harley Quinn Smith
      Adam Brody
      Harley Morenstein

THIS MONDAY is ALL NEW with a hilarious and HIGHLY OFFENSIVE look at the Kevin Smith crapburger YOGA HOSERS! (Along with the answer to the question: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KEVIN SMITH?)

 

This week is ALSO about Canadian fetishes, SANTA CLAUS KILLING PEOPLE, bible prophecy, JIM’S BIG EGO, why Johnny Depp PUNCHES WOMEN, psychic mind powers, BILL COSBY, googly eyed fetuses, WONDER WOMAN, Bibleman, the TURKEY NIGHTCLUB SHOOTING, Willie Ames, ATHEISTMAN, Joey Lauren Adams and her PEZ ADDICTION, Jay and Silent Bob, OUTGROWING KEVIN SMITH, cinematic universes, SWEENEY TODD, Copout, aboot, STONER comedy, TUSKS, OH how the mighty hath fallen, the WORST ANTHRAX SONG, Sheri Moon Zombie, FORESHADOWING, Satanists, Nazi Bratwurst, ROCK OF AGES, the JOE SCHMO SHOW, sexy dance fighting, and an INTERESTING GILMORE GIRLS THEORY!

 

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Yoinked from wikipediaColleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are two average 15-year-old girls that spend their days studying yoga with their guru, Yogi Bayer, and working an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. The two are invited to a party by a popular senior, Hunter Calloway, who is the object of Colleen M’s affections.
The next day at school, the girls’ history teacher informs the class that the Nazi Party once had an influence in Winnipeg. Led by the self-proclaimed “Canadian Führer” Adrien Arcand and his right-hand-man, Andronicus Arcane, the Canadian Nazis were once a great force of terror. Arcand was later arrested by Federal authorities, but Andronicus Arcane was never found.
Colleen C’s father Bob, who own the Eh-2-Zed, and his girlfriend Tabitha, the store’s manager, decide to take a spontaneous trip to Niagara Falls, leaving the girls to run the store on the night of Hunter’s party. To ease the Colleens’ dismay, Hunter and his best friend, Gordon Greenleaf, surprise the girls at the store. Colleen M escorts Hunter to the back room at his request, only to discover that Hunter and Gordon are actually Satanists who wish to sacrifice and dismember the Colleens. Before this can occur, an army of little monsters called Bratzis (one-foot-tall Nazis made from bratwurst) attack and kill Hunter and Gordon. Using their yoga skills, the Colleens fight and defeat the Bratzis, but are soon arrested for the murder of Hunter and Gordon.
Legendary man-hunter Guy LaPointe, who had an encounter with the Colleens once before, arrives at the police station to interrogate the girls. Having obtained some of his own evidence of the Bratzis, he believes the girls’ testimony and wishes to help them prove their innocence. After sneaking them out of the station and taking them back to the Eh-2-Zed, LaPointe and the Colleens are knocked unconscious by the Bratzis. They are taken to an underground lair beneath the store where they find the Bratzis’ master, Andronicus Arcane.
Arcane reveals to LaPointe and the Colleens that he once had dreams of becoming an artist. After having his work ridiculed by various critics, he decided to become a scientist for the Canadian Nazi movement. The Nazis hid him in the underground lair to create a clone army to conquer Canada and the United States. The clones, made from bratwurst and Arcane’s DNA, needed to incubate for 100 years before they were fully grown, so Arcane cryogenically froze himself until a time where he and his clones could rise again. This process was interrupted when a power outage at the Eh-2-Zed 70 years later caused Arcane to thaw and the clones’ incubation to stop, rendering them at just one foot in height. Learning that the Nazi Party had long since been defeated, Arcane began a new mission to kill all critics as revenge for those that poorly reviewed his early work. He reveals he has constructed a ten-foot-tall goaltender from body parts of the Bratzis’ victims to carry out his murderous deeds. This “Goalie Golem” is controlled by the Bratzis who operate it from its insides. No longer wishing to follow Arcane’s orders, the Golem kills him and then turns on the Colleens. The Colleens once again use their yoga skills to defeat the Golem and soon after, clear their names.
After being dubbed “Hero Clerks” by the media, the Colleens return to their normal lives and end the film with a cover of “O, Canada”, accompanied on guitar by Guy LaPointe.